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Crisis Mode EP

by Citizens' Entertainment Guild

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Exploratory Committee 01:45
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Exploratory Committee 8/11/2014 Jonathan F. Spencer [VERSE 1] I’m here from the CEG and I want you to know We take your entertainment seriously To ensure we’ve met your needs as far as music goes We’ve formed a new exploratory committee [VERSE 2] We’ve solicited input from our various focus groups We’ve compiled data from our double-blind surveys We’ve statistical significance to seven decimal points And we’ll improve our songs in these bulleted ways: [CHORUS] We’ll say a lot of F-words and we’ll scream a lot We’ll objectify all women whether ugly or hot We’ll hate our lives and love our friends, hook up drunk every weekend And blast out bumping basslines on our yachts [VERSE 3] Empirical research says we're on to something here Our numbers have climbed asymptotic'ly Correlation's not causation, so this couldn't be related To our totalitarian music monopoly [CHORUS] It's 'cause we say a lot of F-words and we scream a lot We objectify all women weather ugly or hot We hate our wives and love their friends, hook up drunk every weekend And blast out bumping basslines on our yachts Yeah we drop a lot of F-bombs and we twerk a lot We objectify the ladies whether ratchet or hot We love our lives and hate our friends, hook up drunk every weekend And make a lot more money than we ought While we blast out bumping basslines on our yachts
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We Gotta Crisis 04:28
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We Gotta Crisis 8/27/14 Jonathan F. Spencer [VERSE 1] Deep packet inspection and misdirection Reflection, interception, and don't forget injection Encryption is a joke now that RSA’s for hire We’re the NSA, and we’ve commandeered your wire We don't really care about legality We got the FISA courts, we get our warrants for free We're The Man in the middle and the men at either side If you don't do nothin' wrong, then you got nothin' to hide [CHORUS] We gotta crisis, your grandma might be talkin' to ISIS Or Al Qaeda, so we gotta snoop your data [VERSE 2] Democracy, bureaucracy, we bypass it all ‘Cause we have all the emails and all of the calls, And all of the tweets, and all of the posts, And all the phone carriers and Internet hosts We've got our own Google for all the data we save And we'll even tap Google if there's more that we crave We administer national security with irrational impunity and Constitutional obscurity to the citizen community [CHORUS] [BREAKDOWN] Awww yeah….big ups to the NSA for layin’ the groundwork for The State Gonna have the CEG take ova’. The Cherished Leader’s yo’ Big Brotha [CHORUS]
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All For One (We Are The CEG) 03:47
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All For One 8/11/2014 - Jonathan F. Spencer [VERSE 1] We’re traveling through the country converting people to our cause And burning down the houses of all those we deem lost We’ll not stop for an instant, we’ll not weaken our resolve Love is not the answer, it’s the problem we must solve [CHORUS] We are the C E G We know that free’s not free We fight demo - cra - cy And all who want some We know it’s all for one That’s why we have these guns And once this song gets sung We’re going to use them [VERSE 2] So come and get caught up in our great flaming mosh of zeal We’re coming to your town and we will rock your face for real Between stoning and immolation, we think you will find your place And kneel in adoration of our Cherished Leader’s face
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Easy Easy (To Control) 01:52
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Easy, Easy (To Control) 11/8/2013 Jonathan F. Spencer [VERSE 1] Well you take a game like football and you make a bunch of teams Divide them up by city and you watch the people scream That’s how we do it. Yeah, that’s how we roll. Because when people hate each other, they’re easy, easy to control [VERSE 2] Or you take a bunch of citizens and strip away their rights You say it’s in the Bible and you watch the people fight That’s how we do it. Yeah, that’s how we roll. Because when people hate each other, they’re easy, easy to control [Instrumental Interlude over VERSE] That’s how we do it. Yeah, that’s how we roll. Because when people hate each other, they’re easy, easy to control [VERSE 3] You kick out the native peoples and you say it’s them vers’ us They say freedom fighter but we say terrorists That’s how we do it. Yeah, that’s how we roll. Because when people hate each other, they’re easy, easy to control That’s how we do it. Yeah, that’s how we roll. Because when people hate each other, they’re easy, easy to control
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451 02:31
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451 8/12/14 Jonathan Spencer Four fifty-one is the setting on my gun that makes paper start to burn gonna put an end to senseless learning Now step aside and you’ll see how farther back or you’ll say Ow watch my flame thrower set these books burning I can’t wait to see the flames of freedom fill the air Smell the scent of burning passion wafting everywhere Four fifty-one is the temp’rature of Fun children screaming as they run ‘round the bonfires of your vanquished culture Look, TV’s better than a book, all that schooling that you took can be summed up in a half-hour special I can’t wait to see the flames of freedom fill the air Add more gas and let your creative side really flare Four fifty-one, things are getting nice ‘n hot, incendiaries that we brought will burn your lit’rature in A big scary Fire! Pile the stacks up even Higher on this historic fun'ral Pyre say goodbye to mister Ray Bradbury I can’t wait to see the flames of freedom fill the air You can’t stop us so go pile your books up over there Four fifty-one was the time that we’d be- gun and by the setting of the sun we’d burnt all your dreams and aspirations

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The new punch you in the face EP from The Citizens' Entertainment Guild. Enjoy (as though you have a choice).

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released September 1, 2014

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Citizens' Entertainment Guild St Louis, Missouri

Citizens! In a nation where all industry, property, and resources belong to The State, the Citizens' Entertainment Guild has stepped up to ensure that music is both tightly controlled and aligned with The State's political agenda. Think of it as a favor; you would not want the catchy jingles of progressive-thinking freedom-haters stuck in your head and leading to your "re-assimilation," would you? ... more

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